With nothing of my previous diagnosis remaining except a rather sore throat, I feel quite vindicated in having hit the Doctor over the head with his clipboard.

I am in need of a steady income, however.

Before anyone tries to claim I did not warn them: Evelyn is running around the complex with a tazer. And I have no intention of reining her in.

At least she is out of my hair for now.

[Filter: HADES]

I have someone you wanted to meet. He's not in perfect condition, but I will take responsibility for the broken nose. I do not know when he lost his shoe.

It is probably worth noting that he seemed to be sought after. But I am better at this.

[Filter: PUBLIC]To the car fanatics--I need a better vehicle. As functional as my van is ( Read more... )

[Filtered AWAY from Narcissus, Echo ... and Pegasus]

Does anyone feel like helping me put a horse's head in Narcissus' bed? Or recreating the prom scene from Carrie in his bathroom?

As much as I would love to unload a full magazine into his face, I feel like drawing this one out. and flaying him alive.

[Filter: HADES & LETHE]

Do not be shocked if you find Catapano's face on your milk carton. Or on any other 'Missing' poster in the city. It's not a prank; I just pulled a few strings. I have discovered I make a surprisingly convincing hotline attendant. His sisters are worried.

[Filter: PUBLIC]Does anyone have access to a police badge that they ( Read more... )

I need more to do.

The odds and ends I'm already occupying myself with are not enough; I need a more structured routine. Not knowing what day it is until I've checked the computer's calendar is absurd.

Which leads me to wonder if it matters what day it is.
Khaos, that is pathetic.

I need to go shopping.

[The voice is cold, hard and perhaps somewhat in denial. In short; Nemesis killed herself and she's pissed as all hell.]

To anyone who is not my sister who chose to make use of what is mine:

Put it back. Now. And I will try to make good my promise of not coming after you with the cheese grater.

And afterwards, if anything is missing, I will ( Read more... )

Why do so many of you appear to be acquiring pets? Enough of the residents here are not well house-trained as it is ( Read more... )

The safety catch was on. All week.

Not one of my finer moments.

Though it is just as well. You would all be dead.

I hate this time of year.

[The determined silence of someone's concentration is broken by a rattle and a rather loud bang. Silence resumes once more before the aforementioned someone moves on to rattle something else. Eventually, Nemesis seems to remember she had something to say, and her voice rises somewhere in the background; impatient and frustrated with a distinctly ( Read more... )